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Can You Top This?

February 12th, 2010 | Author: Nikki

This week at the driving range I hit the most amazing tee shot ever – that is, I hit the tee about 30 yards and the ball just plopped down on the ground where it had been sitting on the tee. I'm thinking I used too high a tee for the club.

If you've got any trick shots (accidental or otherwise) add them to the comments – we'd love to hear about them!

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Golf Joke of the Week

Top Ten Signs You’re Golfing Too Much

* When you pick up something off the floor, you have to lean on your putter
* The only number on your speed dial is 1-800-TEETIME.
* You have your priorities in order: food, shelter, greens fees, job.
* You dream you go to prison but still get conjugal visits with your driver.
* You tell the lost motorist that the gas station is only a par 4 away on the left.
* You’d like to take off your glove but hey, why bother?
* Whenever you see a hole in the ground, you squat, squint and read the line.
* You’re vaguely aware of living with a woman, allegedly your wife
* You ask the shopper ahead in the checkout line if you can play through.
* Before you pick up the salt shaker, you mark its position with a dime.

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Can You Top This?

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